Every blog has to have it's humour, and I don't want to sound like some boring angst-filled 17-year-old. Yes, shameless to admit it, I'm still a big kid at heart. I don't like scary movies at all, and I still watch Spongebob Squarepants (who can resist?)
So okay...ever heard of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Hahakz...it's like junior high sort of thing, but I still watch it anyway 'cause it's so hilarious! My sister watches it, my mum watches it, and even my dad too! It's on Disney Channel and the cast is brilliant! It's made up of adorable twins, Dylan and Cole Sprouse, who plays Zack and Cody Martin respectively. Ashley Tisdale (lovely girl) who plays Maddie Fitzpatrick, Brenda Song who plays London Tipton, Kim Rhodes who plays Carey Martin (Zack and Cody's mum), and Phil Lewis as Mr. Moseby.
I love season 2's episode called "Odd Couples" the most! Guest starring Zac Efron as Trevor! Some quotes below to bring you through...have fun!
London: (reading sign; mispronouncing "scholar") Maddie, what's a merit "scholar"?
Maddie: Well, it's someone who could read the sign.
Mr. Moseby: And pronounce the word "scholar."
(Maddie & Mr. Moseby laugh; London stares at Moseby)Mr. Moseby: But you were delightfully close.
London: Oh, it's a bunch of smarty-pants!
Maddie: Mm-hmm.
London: I can't think of anything worse than having my hotel filled with brainiac nerdy looking geeks.
Maddie: You know London just because someone is smart doesn't make them a nerdy looking geek.
(London points to nerdy looking geeks)Maddie: You're not helping the cause people!
London: Ohh that nerd is cute.
(London sees a good looking merit scholar)Maddie: Yeah he is.
London: Called him!!
Maddie: Oh please, like that guy would give you the time of day.
London: Why would I ask him what time it is?
Maddie: You got me. (sarcastic)
(London walks over to Trevor and startles him)London: Hi!
Trevor: Hi
London: Are you here for the Merit Scholar thing?
Trevor: Uhh yeah yeah I am. I'm Trevor, phibetacapa.
London: I'm London, buylotsofstuffa.
Trevor: Haha alright that's clever!
Trevor: You know my mom belongs to that club.
Trevor: Last month my dad couldn't pay the renta.
(Maddie is listening behind and chuckles)London: By the way, purchance might you tell me the time of day?
Trevor: Actually I believe it's time to escort a pretty lady to lunch.
Maddie: (gasps in shock)
(While walking to lunch with him, London turns around and sticks her tongue at Maddie)Maddie: Why should I help you? You are not the boss of me.
London: I'll pay you $100 bucks.
Maddie: Oh, I was wrong. You are the boss of me.
Trevor: London you are so delightfully acerbic.
London: Well I do acerbicise
(They laugh together)Mr. Moseby: No London acerbic means--
London: I know what it means, after all, I am a merit scholar.
Mr. Moseby: And I'm an Egyptian belly dancer named Melina. (sarcastic)
(A lady looks at him weird)Mr. Moseby: Oh I wear a veil it's quite tasteful. (sarcastic again)
(He starts belly dancing in a funny way)London: Moseby, which of the following phrases sounds the most smartical?
Mr. Moseby: The one that doesn't use the word "smartical."
(London starts ripping out some of her notes)Maddie: London, I have something that's going to make you seem smart.
(London gasps)Mr. Moseby: Smartical.
Maddie: Here, it's a chip.
London: Ooh, I love chocolate! (tries eating it) This tastes terrible!
Maddie: It's not a chocolate chip, it's a computer chip.
London: Ew! (gives it back)
Maddie: Actually, it's a tiny... very damp hearing device. Okay, you put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.
Mr. Moseby: Or you can tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you for who you are.
(Maddie & London stare at him)Mr. Moseby: Good luck with the chip.
(Mr. Moseby walks away)Maddie: (To London) Now, All you have to do is repeat as I say.
London: All you have to do is repeat as I say.
Maddie: Don't start yet London!
London: Don't start yet London!
Maddie: Stop it!
London: Stop it!
Maddie: (sigh) This isn't worth $100 bucks!
London: (sigh) This isn't worth $100 bucks!
Maddie: (gasp) Maddie, I'm going to pay you $250 bucks!
London: (gasp) Maddie, Not gonna happen.
Trevor: (To London) Well see you later. I don't wanna miss the lecture on Genealogy!
(Trevor walks away)London: (To Maddie) (gasp) Ooh, I know all on Genealogy! It's where you rub the lamp and get three wishes!
Maddie: I've met bread smarter than you!
London: Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.
Maddie: (sigh) Ok! The fork is the one with the pointy end.
London: No! Look I can't understand a single thing he says! Give me my opinion on something.
Maddie: Oh, just tell him your favorite composer is Bach'.
London: Where's he been?
Maddie: He's dead!
London: So he came Bach' from the dead?
Maddie: Can I see your hat?
London: Oh sure!
(London gives Maddie her hat)(Maddie hits London on the head with it)London: Oww!
Maddie: His name is Bach'!
Maddie: (talking to London on ear piece) Ask him what he'll do to help the enviorment when he becomes president.
London: So, how are you going to help the enviorment when you're president?
Trevor: Umm actually I believe there are too many restrictions on developing the wilderness already.
Maddie: (talking to London on ear piece) What?!? How can you be such a jerk!!?
London: How can you be such a jerk!!?
Trevor: Excuse me?
Maddie: (talking to London on ear piece) Tell that jerk it's people like him who are killing our planet!
London: (talking to Maddie on ear piece) Umm i rather not.
Trevor: Rather not what?
London: Tell you that it's people like you who are killing our planet!
London: (talking to Maddie on ear piece) Ooh!! You are so fired!!
Trevor: I don't work for you.
Maddie: Neither do I!! And you can tell that merit scholar that he can--Hello
(Trevor looks behind wall)London: Pay no attention to the woman behind the wall.
Trevor: Okay ,who are you and why are you insulting me?
Maddie: I'm London's brain. I'm the one who's been talking to you all day and I can't listen to your drivle another second.
(Maddie slams ear piece on the floor)London: Oww!
Trevor: Woah woah woah what's this about?
London: The truth is Maddie's been coaching me through this computer chocolate chip.
Trevor: Why would you need coaching? Wait did she just say computer chocolate chip?
Maddie: Enough said.
London: Well I'm not smart. I'm not a merit scholar. I'm not even sure what we've been talking about for the last 2 days.
Trevor: So all that you were saying about art, music and literature, those weren't your opinions
London: Nope. Ohh except for what i said about the banana nut muffins. I really do like them, they're soft from the bananas, yet crunchy from the nuts.
Maddie: It doesn't get any deeper than that. The good news is nut girl may vote for you unlike me.
Trevor: Oh yeah well I don't need the vote from some tree-hugger.
Maddie: If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug.
Trevor: Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming!
Maddie: Yes, cause they're the blame!
Trevor: Oh cry me a river!
Maddie: If I did you'd pollute it!
Trevor: You bleedy heart liberal
Maddie: You establishment puppet!
Trevor: Do you wanna kiss me as much as I wanna kiss you?
Maddie: I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!
(Maddie and Trevor kiss)London: Wow! Didn't see that coming.
(Maddie and Trevor stop kissing)Maddie: I hate you!
Trevor: I hate you more!
(Maddie and Trevor continue to kiss)London: Boy! I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.
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Signed off at 11:26 PM
